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IF I HAD SHOPPED AT QFC INSTEAD OF

SAFEWAY I COULD HAVE USED COUPONS

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She shifted about one hundred and twenty three

of her pounds and breathed "$3.95 please".



He turned nearly ninety-eight of his pounds

toward her palm and whispered 'credit'.



She gathered her remaining one hundred and one

pounds, looked up and huffed "swipe your card".



He balanced his balance of sixteen pounds, looked

down and asked "check" ?



I held up three point five pounds of Almond

Roca and screamed "Ricky Martin Is Gay" !



The next day;



One un-paid loaf of Wonder Bread was found

very near his body.



She walked to work.



I ate Almond Roca.A (Posted Again) Because this is a Friday Titlina and yesterday was Thursday and such. Do you like and why?
Mercifully you killed my sad attempt at a titlina. I didn't have a copy so the world has been spared.
You made me do math on this joyous day!



LMAO. Hysterical. You're a nut.x.A (Posted Again) Because this is a Friday Titlina and yesterday was Thursday and such. Do you like and why?
You're not supposed to read the magazines unless you pay for them.



This was seriously whacky funny....your mind is wonderfully sick!
Les Miserables comes to mind. (Bread theft consequences and so on.)
Almond Roca was recently spotted by TMZ cameramen giving fellatio to Almond Joy behind the Starbucks on Alameda

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